Bespoke astrology books • One child at a time
I write books for parents, to explain their kids.
Every child carries a sky of their own: a pattern of light and mystery that tells a story only they can tell. I turn that into a beautifully illustrated book: part guide, part keepsake, part "oh, THAT'S why they're like this."
Illustrated • Personalized to their chart
English, Spanish, Italian
What is this?
Not fortune telling.
Just really good
pattern-spotting.
I base this on a curious mix of psychology, mythology, and a few thousand years of people staring at the sky and taking notes. Think Carl Jung meets cosmic cartography: planets become archetypes, moods become constellations, and suddenly your kid's meltdowns start making suspicious sense.
No crystal balls, no "you will become a doctor." I look at exactly where the planets were the moment your child was born and translate their personality, their moods, what lights them up, what sets them off into plain English (or Spanish, or Italian even). It's not magic (though it feels like it).
Psychology
The parts of your child that have a name and shape.
Astrology
An actual map of an actual moment: their birth.
Mythology
The oldest vocabulary we have for character.
Inside the book
Part guide. Part keepsake. Part map of a very specific person.
- Illustrated cover to cover
- One book, one child. Nothing generic, nothing recycled
- Written for the parent, made to be read to the child
- Written in plain English (and Spanish, and Italian)
01
You send the sky
Their name, and the date, time and place they arrived. That's the whole brief.
02
I read it properly
Chart, aspects, patterns — translated out of astrology and into how your child actually behaves on a Tuesday.
03
It arrives with their name on it
A book that belongs to one person, and explains them kindly.
Readings
Or we can talk it through,
chart in hand.
See how your chart and your kid's actually get along. It's called synastry, and it's basically a relationship read for one parent and one kid: where you naturally sync, where you clash, and why some days feel like you're speaking two different languages.
Works just as well for mom and kid, dad and kid, sibling against sibling, a kid and their best friend, cousins, or that long-awaited first love your teenager finally brought home.
From $88 · 30–90 min
Astro Arcade
Learn through play
The stars don't play favourites; they speak to every kid, from the loudest toddler to the moodiest almost-teenager. The Astro Arcade is our interactive corner of the universe, part library and part playground, where you and your child can explore astrology through curiosity and clicks rather than memorising anything.
Wander through zodiac signs, planets, and aspects of the sky together, discovering the moods and quirks that explain why bedtime feels like a negotiation some nights and a breeze on others — often ending in the comforting realisation that what felt like a phase might actually be… on schedule.
This isn't something to memorise or master, but a space to explore at your own pace with your kid, where astrology slowly becomes a shared language, because understanding a small person doesn't need a manual — sometimes it just takes clicking a star and thinking, ah. Of course they're like that.
The shop
Their story is written in the stars.
Put it on their shelf.
Hardcovers travel well, and grandparents always ask.
One book, one child. No two alike, which is rather the point.